The Quickflix Oscar Live-Blog

Will French film The Artist become the first non-US/UK production to win Best Picture? Can Meryl Streep collect her third acting Oscar? Could funny people Jonah HillMelissa McCarthyKristen Wiig, and Bret McKenzie take home an Academy Award? Will anyone be able to pronounce the name Michel Hazanavicius? All will be revealed on the morning of Monday, February 27!

That’s right. You’re early. But we love your enthusiasm!

Check back here at at 12:30pm EST / 9:30am WST on February 27th, or follow us on Twitter and Facebook to see all the result of the 84th Academy Awards, as well as our thoughts on the inevitable controversial and cringe-worthy moments, and our running tally of Muppet appearances (it better be greater than ‘one’!).

In the meantime, you can listen to my Oscar predictions on The (Pod) Casting Couch.

Discuss: Who do you think deserves to take home a prize?

Poster and Trailer Debut: Pixar’s Brave

An extended feature trailer for Pixar’s Brave has arrived online, along with a gorgeous new poster.

The teaser is basically an excerpted sequence in which Scottish Princess Merida (Kelly Macdonald) defies her royal parents and demolishes wannabe suitors in an archery competition.

Check it out and share your thoughts below!


Formerly titled The Bear and the Bow (you can see the bear in the poster above!), the film was to be helmed by co-writer Brenda Chapman, and would mark Pixar’s first film by a female director. She was later replaced by Mark Andrews.

Brave - our third most anticipated film of 2012 – arrives in cinemas June 21st, with Pixar’s Monsters University following in 2013.

Discuss: So pretty!

Idris Elba cast as Nelson Mandela in Long Walk To Freedom

From Stringer Bell to South African rebel and president Nelson Mandela.

Idris Elba (The Wire, Luther, Prometheus) revealed to Hip Hollywood he will soon star as the iconic figure in an upcoming biopic.

“My big project this year, I’m gonna go play Nelson Mandela in Long Walk To Freedom, an autobiographical work written by Nelson Mandela himself, which highlights his early life, coming of age, education and 27 years in prison.”

There is no director attached at this time, although The King’s Speech‘s Tom Hooper was once working on it.

Discuss: Could this be his big break-out role?

William Fichtner is The Lone Ranger’s villain

Leave it to William Fichtner to ride on in and save the day. The character actor will star as the lead villain in The Lone Rangerreplacing recent drop-out Dwight Yoakam, Deadline report.

For a while there, Disney’s super-expensive Lone Ranger looked like it would never see the light of day.

After director Gore Verbinski and producer Jerry Bruckheimer were able to slash the budget from $275 million to $215 mil, the picture was finally given the green light.

Hopefully the project faces no more obstacles, and Yoakam is not the first of many cast drop-outs.

Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp are still attached to star as The Lone Ranger and his side-kick Tonto.

Discuss: Thoughts on Fichtner?

Anthony Mackie in talks for Michael Bay’s Pain and Gain

Anthony Mackie (Half Nelson, The Hurt Locker) is in negotiations to star opposite Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson in Michael Bay‘s crime caper Pain and Gain.

According to Variety, Mackie would play the third lead in the picture.

Said to be a relatively smaller budget exercise for Bay – at least, smaller than the presumed budget of his upcoming Transformers 4 - Pain and Gain is based on a true story in which ‘roided up Miami bodybuilders (Wahlberg, Johnson, Mackie) bungle the kidnapping of a millionaire, and find themselves at the wrong end of a revenge plot.

John Turturro is rumoured to be starring as the abducted millionaire. Rob Corddry and Ed Harris will also feature in the flick.

Discuss: Sound like an appealing change of pace for Bay?

Dwayne Johnson to play Hercules for Brett Ratner

Dwayne Johnson is in talks to star in MGM’s adaptation of Steve Moore’s comic Hercules: The Thracian War, Variety reports.

Brett Ratner is set to direct.

Moore’s graphic novel was published in 2008, and tells of Hercules’ struggle to turn the Thracian army into unstoppable killing machine.

The screenplay has been penned by Ryan Condal (also a writer on the ill-fated Paradise Lost).

Discuss: This is an obvious question but … do you think he looks the part?

The top 10 Oscar losers

The top 10 Oscar losers. By Simon Miraudo.

We’re sure that winning an Academy Award is one of the highest honours an artist in the field of film could ever hope for. And it hardly needs to be said that a fair few great flicks have been recognised by the Academy over the years. However, the list of movies to lose on Hollywood’s night of nights is even more impressive than the list of victors. In anticipation of next week’s Oscar ceremony – where the totally pleasant rom-com The Artist will surely triumph over the far more deserving Midnight in Paris, Hugo, and Terrence Malick‘s masterpiece The Tree of Life we’re celebrating the finest Best Picture losers in the Academy Awards’ 84-year history. We hope their recognition here is an acceptable substitute for that shiny gold man – although deep down we know it definitely isn’t.

Don’t miss our Oscar Live-Blog on Monday, February 27. Details here!

10. Taxi Driver, All The President’s Men, Network 

We’re kicking off this list with a tie (read: a cheat). In the bloodbath of 1977, Martin Scorsese‘s devastating social satire Taxi Driver, Alan J. Pakula‘s masterful political thriller All the President’s Men, and Sidney Lumet‘s eerily prescient and freakishly funny Network all succumbed to the Philly boxer Rocky. That is one tough year.

9. Chinatown

Chinatown didn’t stand a chance against The Godfather Part II, but Roman Polanski‘s 1974 film noir is chilling, occasionally confounding, and endlessly entertaining. If it weren’t up against, well, The Godfather Part II, it would have surely won.

8. Raiders of the Lost Ark

Although no one will dispute its unparalleled awesomeness, some may not think Steven Spielberg‘s rollicking Indiana Jones flick deserved to wear the Best Picture crown. Consider that it lost to Britain’s Chariots of Fire, a film almost exclusively remembered for its score. Just because a film isn’t a drama – and is perhaps a comic action-adventure – doesn’t mean it can’t be the best movie of the year.

7. Goodfellas

In one of the most notorious Oscar flubs in history, the Academy decided not to reward Martin Scorsese (yet again!) for his gangster epic Goodfellas, in favour of Kevin Costner‘s opus Dances with Wolves. At least Joe Pesci won Best Supporting Actor, and offered up the second shortest speech in the telecast’s history: ‘Well, it’s my privilege. Thank you’. Pay attention, Melissa Leo!

6. Sunset Boulevard

It’s ironic that The Artist, the tale of a silent film actor’s waning stardom, looks set to win the top prize on Monday, considering the similarly themed (and superior) Billy Wilder classic Sunset Boulevard failed to do so itself (cut it some slack; it was up against All About Eve). Even crazier, The Artist’s other big inspiration – Singin’ in the Rain - didn’t even get a Best Picture nomination!

5. Fargo

The Academy would eventually right their wrongs and give the Coen brothers’ Best Director and Best Picture for No Country for Old Men. But not all the retroactive recognition in the world can undo the tragedy of 1996, when their brilliant Fargo lost out to The English Patient. ‘Oh yah?’ Oh no.

4. Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Stanley Kubrick‘s films were famously snubbed time and time again, but the worst instance of this is when his blistering war comedy Dr. Strangelove was bested by … by … it’s hard to even say it … My Fair Lady.

3. Pulp Fiction

In this writer’s opinion, Quentin Tarantino‘s Inglourious Basterds should have won Best Picture back in 2009, but that was a competitive year and a very good film (The Hurt Locker) reigned instead. However, the Academy’s decision to shun the director’s second film, Pulp Fiction, back in 1994 is one of their all-time greatest mistakes. Sure, he and Roger Avery scored a Best Original Screenplay Oscar for their troubles. But Tarantino changed the entire movie-making game with Fiction, whereas winner Forrest Gump did little except convincingly cut-off Gary Sinise‘s legs.

2. Citizen Kane

Orson Welles Citizen Kane lost to How Green Was My Valley at the 14th Academy Awards, and is likely the example cited by every BP also-ran for the past 70 years.

1. The Red Shoes

Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger‘s The Red Shoes is, quite possibly, the greatest movie ever made. Moira Shearer stars as a talented ballet dancer who must choose between ambition and love, and is eventually driven mad (much like the shoe-coveting character she portrays in the play-within-the-film). This British treasure lost to another UK production in 1949: Laurence Olivier‘s Hamlet.  But The Red Shoes’ centrepiece – a 17-minute ballet sequence that explodes through the fourth wall – deserved to win Best Picture on its own.

Honourable mentions, in alphabetical order, include: (Deeeeeeeeep breath) 12 Angry Men, Apocalypse Now, Brokeback Mountain, Dog Day Afternoon, Double Indemnity, The Exorcist, Good Night and Good Luck, Jaws, The Last Picture Show, The Maltese Falcon, Nashville, The Shawshank Redemption, The Social Network, There Will Be Blood, To Kill A Mockingbirdand The Wizard of Oz.

An extra special mention to the films that didn’t even GET a Best Picture nod in the first place: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Boogie Nights, Die Hard, Do The Right Thing, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Mulholland Drive, Ratatouille, Seven Samurai, Vertigo there are so many more.

Reminder: Don’t miss our Oscar Live-Blog on Monday, February 27. Details here!

Discuss: What is your favourite Oscar loser?

Trailer Debut: American Pie – Reunion

A second feature trailer for American Pie – Reunion has arrived online. Although it features the requisite smutty and scatological jokes, there’s a hint of sweetness to it. At least, more sweetness than was featured in the first teaser.

Jason BiggsAlyson HanniganSeann William ScottChris KleinTara ReidThomas Ian NicholasEddie Kaye ThomasMena Suvari and Natasha Lyonne all reprise their roles from the original American Pie trilogy, reuniting for their high school reunion.

Fear not, AP superfans (we assume there are some out there): Stifler’s mum (Jennifer Coolidge) and Jim’s dad (Eugene Levy) indeed return for some frisky action themselves.

Check out the trailer (courtesy of Yahoo) and share your thoughts below!


American Reunion – written and directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg - hits Australian cinemas April 5, 2012.

Discuss: Are you keen to go back for another slice?

Edgar Wright to direct Johnny Depp in The Night Stalker

Edgar Wright has finally booked his follow-up to Scott Pilgrim vs. The Worldthough his most devoted fans may be disappointed to learn it isn’t Ant-Man or his long-gestating third collaboration with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, apocalypse-comedy At World’s End.

According to Deadline, Wright will direct The Night Stalker for Disney. It is a remake of a 1972 telemovie of the same name, which was later followed by a sequel and a spin-off TV series.

The studio wants Johnny Depp – who is also producing – to star as tabloid reporter and supernatural investigator Carl Kolchak.

Discuss: We’re intrigued!

Aussie cast as John McClane’s son in Die Hard 5

Australian Jai Courtney has been cast as John McClane’s son in the fifth instalment of the Die Hard saga – the puntastically titled A Good Day to Die Hard - Deadline report.

WAAPA graduate Courtney, who had minor stints in All Saints and Packed to the Raftersmost recently starred in Spartacus: Blood and Sand alongside fellow Aussies Viva Bianca and the late Andy Whitfield.

A Good Day to Die Hard sees McClane (Bruce Willis) heading to Moscow where he must get his troubled son out of jail.

It was originally rumoured that Liam HemsworthAaron PaulBen FosterPaul DanoMilo Ventimiglia and Paul Walker were in the running for the role of McClane Jr.

The film, directed by John Moore, is set to hit cinemas February 14th, 2013.

Discuss: A good choice?

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